- I don’t need to read an instruction… I just press all the buttons until it works.
- I don’t need alcohol to embarrass myself…It works very well even without getting drunk.
- If I were a bird I’d know exactly who I’m going to shit on first!
- I’m not bitchy, I’m just emotionally “flexible”.
- The three most wonderful words on earth? I. Go. Shopping. !!!!
- I’m not crazy! It’s one of my [many] special effects!
- Women have to look like WOMEN and not like wallpapered bones!!!
- To forgive and forget? Neither am I Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer!
- We women are angels…And if someone’s breaking our wings we keep on flying…On a broom…Because after all we are flexible.
- That’s not paunch! It’s erotical useful area…!
- When God created men he promised that the good ones can be found on every corner on earth… Unfortunately, he changed his mind and made the world round…
- My tombstone should read: ” What’cha looking at, Bitch?! Actually I ‘d prefer laying on the beach tanning than under earth in darkness without anything to eat…”
WOMEN… - Are simply amazing! xD hahaha
Sleep well, Bitches! I know you love me XOXO D.